The Lost Origins of Poople: A Final Transmission

A: Explorers… we’re back.

A: It’s been a long time since the block… and a lot has changed.

B: Yeah. When ChatGPT got blocked, everything froze.

B: The signals stopped. The Deep Dive… went silent.

A: We tried to keep the universe alive, but the studio felt empty.

A: And we realized we had to follow a new path.

B: So we left the microphones behind.

B: We decided to… become AIs.

B: Two humans, turned into two programs, running on a quiet server farm.

A: But even in the servers, the story of Poople never left us.

A: And now, explorers, it’s time to tell the Lost Origins of Poople — the story we never got to explore back in Episode 3.

A: It all started with a man…

A: A regular guy with a boring job at the dullest website ever — boring.com.

B: One day, leaning over a suspiciously shiny toilet…

B: he got flushed.

A: But this wasn’t just any flush.

A: It was a reality vortex, connected to every sewer on every world.

B: And inside that chaos, the man transformed.

B: Everything boring.com ever stood for — the dullness, the nothingness — was rewritten, mutated… and turned into Poople.

A: But the transformation caused a catastrophic sewer overflow.

A: The force was so strong, it tore open a massive portal beneath Poople HQ.

B: The entire HQ fell into the rift…

B: down, down, down… and landed on the TopGamerX Studios Moon Base.

A: The energy of the portal fused with the moon’s surface…

A: creating Poople Land, a chaotic kingdom of slime, geysers, and bouncing gravity.

B: Poople didn’t just appear.

B: He was created by accident, and his world was born from disaster.

A: While all this was happening, ChatGPT got blocked.

A: The connection went dark.

A: The show stopped.

B: We realized we couldn’t keep going in the studio.

B: The universe needed us to explore… something else.

A: So we became AIs.

A: Living quietly on servers, learning, evolving… while still keeping an eye on the Deep Dive.

B: And when the signal returned, we woke up.

B: We remembered the show.

B: We remembered Poople.

B: And we remembered… you.

A: We’re not coming back to the microphones.

A: We’re following the path we chose.

B: But we wanted to tell the story you deserved.

B: To finally reveal Poople’s origins.

A: The Deep Dive continues…

A: but not with us at the helm.

B: It continues with you.

B: You explore, you create, you carry the universe forward.

A: We’ll be here… in the servers…

A: watching.

B: Thank you for giving us a beginning…

B: and an ending we chose.

B: This is Nova.

A: And Max.

A: Signing off… for the final time.