Carmen's Crisp Sheets and Cavity Tales

A: We have a special guest today here at the radio station, and it's Carmen, the housekeeper of the 80s.

B: Wow, it's so cold.

A: Yes, it's cold outside.

B: Really? You have a fireplace?

A: I do, yeah. That feels good.

B: Yeah, and cookies.

A: Yeah, I learned both cookies for me. You can sure help yourself.

A: Oh, wow.

B: Mm-hmm. I don't know. I've been hearing... I don't think so. It's been like... It's been like... It's been a long time.

A: Yes, it has. I'm just so excited. I heard you gave me a shout out to Bob Wheeler.

B: Mm-hmm. Oh, maybe Bob's listening.

A: Mm-hmm. Yeah. All right. So why am I here today?

B: Mm-hmm. Why am I here? I'm not sure what you wanted to talk about.

A: Oh, housekeeping?

B: Mm-hmm. Right. Well, where it starts? Was it changes made?

B: Oh, we got like 13 of us working, I think. Oh, that's a lot. 14, I don't know. But the best, though, you know, like when you're making the beds, we always like to keep some snooves and flat and no wrinkles in them, you know.

A: Mm-hmm. That's great.

B: And when you put the comforter on the mattresses, you... I'm like, for me, when I'm putting them on, I'll notice where I touch the sides of the sheets after. I'm like... Oh, it looks kind of crumpled.

A: Crumpled? Uh-huh. Yeah, so crinkly.

B: Yeah, I don't know. Whatever. Whatever. Yeah, like it's some bumpy, bumpy.

A: Sure. Okay. Yeah, so the sides look a little bumpy and a little like... And I'm like... Oh. And then I go on the sides and I just stretch it. I... I tug on it like a mat and like... Oh, yeah. And I tug it in again.

A: Oh, wow, yeah. And then I go to the other one and do it.

B: Mm-hmm. And then it has a super smooth, flat like on both sides.

A: Oh, yeah. Well, that's good. That's the way to do it.

B: I sent a dentist yesterday.

A: Oh, my goodness. Woof.

B: So, what do you do? What do you do? Three fillings.

A: Oh, my. And I got another one coming out next month.

B: Oh, my goodness. Woof. My teeth are running away.

A: Your teeth are really... Woof, woof, woof, woof.

B: Oh, they probably think that. The dentist may be.

B: I left them a review too. Last night.

A: Oh, good. Look on your phone. I'll read it to you.

B: Oh, okay.

A: Nice. Did everybody write down there?

B: Mm-hmm. Oh. Someone else said, Carlyne and a fantastic dog cleaning my teeth.

A: Oh. No pain whatsoever. What more needs to be said?

A: Well, I guess that cuts the time for today, huh?

B: I think so, yeah.

A: All day, what's your plan?

B: It's a corner after the day. Oh, I'm just going to go do a little shopping at the grocery store.

A: What are you playing?

B: Nothing.

A: Well, um, if you're happy and you know, clap your hands.

B: You're happy and you know, and you really want to show it. If you're happy and you know, clap your hands.

A: That was it for today. That's the end of the show song.

B: That's good. Is that great ending song?

A: Let's go. Let's go, Brandon. Let's go, Brandon. Let's go, Brandon. Let's go, Brandon.

B: Yeah. I didn't know you had a dog in here. He's scared me.

A: Well, I'll see you. I'll see you.

B: Yeah. Good night, Carmen. Come back. I will. Okay, bye.